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  1. When you’re a FBI agent, there are always one or two cases per year that will hit way to close to home and you’ll get too personally involved. Recognize the signs and step back. Don’t be reckless, that’s how your partner gets shot.
  2. When you open a closet door, draw the shower curtain back, take garbage out to the bins or retrieve your ball from the bushes, mentally prepare yourself to discover a dead body. Those are the most common dump sites.
  3. If you hear a noise while you’re home alone, it is a serial killer. If a door to your house is open or unlocked when you distinctly remember locking it, it is a serial killer. If someone comes to the door and you’re not expecting company, it is a serial killer. Should I continue or do you get where I’m going with this?
  4. When there is a famous guest star, they are always guilty. So it stands to reason that should you see a celebrity on the street, run. They are mostly likely about to murder you.
  5. Don’t trust anyone. Not even children (almost especially children) and old people.
  6. Women serial killers rarely kill other women, so ladies can take some comfort in that. Unless they want to drug you and make you into a human doll. But that’s not a common profile.
  7. Do not make eye contact. Ever. It can easily be mistaken for “a connection” with you and when you fervently deny said connection, you will be murdered.
  8. Never go to the second location.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go check that my doors are locked. For the third time.

Regardless of your feelings re: drugs, parenting, etc., there is absolutely no denying her talent. And if you try to deny her talent, I’ll cut you. RIP

Jobs

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don’t settle.

My favorite Ari Gold moment of all time. Why must all good things come to an end?

Things that happened this weekend:

rainonwindow

It rained. A lot. Did someone forget to tell Mother Nature that it's July?

stack of books

I read 2.5 books. See previous picture.

HP7.2

It ended. We toasted victory with contraband wine.

Ben and Elissa

Spent a super lazy/perfect Sunday with the boyfriend.

Hope Solo

The USA lost to Japan.

shanty town

My dad bought a Nissan Xterra... my mom bought a shanty town to trail behind it.

duplex

Shayla + I found a great 2br/1ba duplex. We submitted our rental apps. Now we're anxiously waiting by the phone like giggly school girls waiting for the football captain to call and ask us to prom. I hope he calls soon.

I heard some people didn’t have President’s Day off yesterday, and usually I don’t get a lot of holidays off, but I counted myself among the lucky ones yesterday. So this weekend I ventured south for the UO v. OSU basketball game and some quality time with the boyfriend + little sister + Eugene friends.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit, I did not spend a lot of time at Mac Court, but I was floored at how amazing Matt Court is. These two photos barely scratch the surface of how crazy awesome the new arena is, so I have another visual aid to offer. I didn’t think to take photos of the leg room space or concourse width at each arena, but a quick comparison on mactomatt.net illustrates just how wide and luxurious each seat and hallway is. Perhaps you’re curious about the bathroom? Question no longer. Now go forth and explore from MAC to MATT.

Mac Court

Mac Court. credit: AP

Matt Court

Matt Court. credit: me

social media conference Thanks to the awesome people at Social Fresh Portland, I will be attending next Monday’s conference for the low, low price of $FREE! Yay!!

I’m loving that the focus of the conference is on case studies and getting down to the brass tacks of using social media in business. I’m really trying to bring social media to Generator Group, but in B2B I’m having a really hard time showing the value. I feel like a lot of the social media conversation usually centers around B2C companies so I’m looking forward to the panels geared more towards B2B.

Stay tuned for more in the next week!

Chalk it up to naiveté, being new in the world of marketing, but I thought that the important intersection between marketing and psychology was obvious. It’s one of the reasons that advertising and marketing initially appealed to me. But after reading “Why advertising needs behavioral economics” by Rory Sutherland, it would seem that maybe the world doesn’t value that connection like I thought. Sutherland asks, “Why is marketing – and, more importantly, the vital study of human behavior – so little celebrated in the wider world of business?” Perhaps because I was brought up in the Journalism School that I take for granted the idea that everyone knows that everything should be firmly based on research; and it seems so counterintuitive that you would go forward in business without knowing about people – the people who buy your product, the people who support your business, the people who drive your bottom line.

As the leaves start to turn rust-colored and more frequently we see the dark clouds heavy overhead, it feels weird to not be packing up my room in anticipation of the annual migration south to Eugene. No, this year I will watch as my sister makes the journey alone. Well, not quite alone since she broke her ankle and we have to do all her moving for her, but I’m metaphorically watching her go. You get it, right?

So how will I spend my days if not wading through the giant puddle that is the University of Oregon in the fall? Job Search-apoolza 2009! That’s right. My internship is ending and I’m now in full job search mode. And my first act of job search was to attend the Career Center’s GET CONNECTED. It wasn’t so much the job fair portion of the evening I was interested in, the employers were not exactly what I was looking for, but the actual discussion panel that was there. The panel included:

Heather Flynn, Staffing Manager, Waggener Edstrom
Valerie Larson, Recruiter, Portland Energy Conservation, Inc.
Lisa Weiglin, Senior Recruiter and University Relations Manager, Tektronix
Breelyn Young, Talent Acquisition Manager, GlaxoSmithKline
Jason Abernathy, Human Resources Manager, Fisher Investments

Although my interests aligned closest with the PR field from the above choices, I was really interested to hear from all the fields. They were able to give some great insight into job hunting and the hiring process, which I shall now impart onto you:

The Search.
It’s no secret, a lot of companies prefer to promote from within, through referrals or networking. As cliche or old as the saying is, it really is about who you know. Meeting you in person and talking to you can give them much more than just seeing your resume can do, as impressive as I’m sure yours might be. At least for me, networking seems really scary and throws me out of my comfort zone, but the panelists pointed out, your network is already bigger than you think. Parents, friends’ parents, fellow alum. Start there and let them know you’re looking for a job. Maybe they know of one, maybe they know someone in the business you can talk to. Informational interviews can be gold.

If you have a specific company you are interested in, get their attention on the web. Follow them on Twitter, become a fan on Facebook, comment on the blog. If you have something smart to say, they will listen and remember it when they see your name on a resume, for example.

What they want.
Flexibility. Most companies want someone who can do the job today but also grow with the company in the future. The old 80/20 rule comes into play with qualifications. 80 you have, 20 you can grow. But if you don’t have the 80, don’t apply. In this economy there will be someone who does.

Passion. Enthusiasm. Innovation. Integrity. Adaptability. Resiliency. Urgency.

A match for the company culture is paramount. Some say interviewing is analogous to dating. The fit/vibe/chemistry, whatever you want to call it, needs to be there. As my dad always says, liking the people in the office is almost more important than liking the work.

The interview.
It’s the intangible skills make you stand out. Preparation is big. Know the clients, know the work, know the awards and show it with questions – smart questions. Mimic the language they use so they can really start to see you in the company.

You’ve heard this before, but they said it again, you are your own brand/product. Sell yourself as you would a brand. Think of 3 marketing messages you want to really get across and relate everything back to those. Trying to say too many things about yourself waters down the message.

Structure your stories and examples in terms of Problem –> Solution –> Result.

Above all, show that you want the job and follow up with personal thank you note.

I spent the weekend exploring, what I like to call, the Wild West of Eastern Oregon with @amber_mckenna. Stationed in Pendleton for the duration of her Snowden internship, Amber invited me to a little thing called the Farm City Pro Rodeo. Actually it wasn’t little, it was quite large complete with an accompanying fair.

We trolled the fair grounds on Saturday and immediately I was overcome with the urge to buy a funnel cake. As I kept an eye out for a vendor of my favorite fried concoction, I couldn’t help but notice the ridiculous amount of other fried things. Besides the regular funnelcakes, twinkies and elephant ears, there were fried cinnamon rolls, pizza and coke! I was not brave enough to hazard a taste but Amber had tried the coke earlier in the week and did not speak highly of it.

After wondering around for a bit, we found ourselves in the middle of pig auction. Now this is definitely something I can say I had never seen before, nor want to. The smell alone was enough to send me running, but my piqued interest kept me seated. It seemed absurd that these pigs were being sold for over $300, but then again, considering how much we paid for our labradoodle who will not provide us with bacon for a year, maybe it wasn’t that crazy.

We ate dinner at a delicious Mexican restaurant and then headed over to the stadium to grab seats for the main event. The entire stadium was filled with cowboy hats, boots, denim and beer.

The first event was the bareback riding, which to me seemed unnecessarily and extremely painful. Yet all the cowboys walked it off and found their way back to the gates on their own after being thrown off.

The crowd favorite was definitely the bull riding. As the crowd chanted and clapped at the announcement of the event, you could feel the heightened anticipation.

Once we saw the first cowboy ride out of the gates and hit the ground, we understood why it was so revered. This first rider didn’t move for about five minutes while the medics tended to him.

Amber and I look fondly at the memories of this weekend and our first rodeo (minus the rodeo clown). But it wasn’t all fun and games, some lessons were learned.

1. Don’t drink too much (bathroom line > beer line)
2. Matching corsets and jeans are perfectly acceptable for friends to wear.
3. Oversized crosses on necklaces and hats are super trendy (especially when accessorized with turquoise).
4. Late night funnel cake + coors lite = bad dreams
5. Always leave a 50 ft. radius between you and any animal barn.

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